I went to my first dive bar yesterday. My friend had previously told me I was too adorable for this place. He made “adorable” sound like an insult and a challenge, so I became determined to prove him wrong. I told a few people about my new goal of checking out The Stamp […]
Timeline of a bruise after falling in the bathtub
Falling in the bathtub wasn’t on my radar when I became infatuated with the bathroom in my current rental. I mean…look at this beautiful tub. I envisioned long, relaxing soaks. Not thighs covered in bruises. And I’ve spent hours happily covered in hot, bubbly water since I moved in at the end of […]
Your Summer Body Is Here NOW
Listen. Your summer body is here now. RIGHT now. The body you are in is perfect for summer. It is already your beach body, your pool body. How do you get a bikini body? You put a bikini on your body. That’s it. I love wearing bikinis. They’re easy to get on and off. You […]
10 Reasons I Fell In Love With Palm Springs Within an Hour of Landing
I have a new crush. Palm Springs, California. And I’m in deep. I flew into Palm Springs last Saturday for a conference, landing a bit after 9 p.m., which was midnight Florida time. I’d left my house fifteen hours earlier. It was a long day. But it was worth it because I fell madly in […]
How Pig Poop and High Heels Made Me Appreciate Chronic Pain Sufferers Extra
I have a new huge level of respect for those of you living with chronic pain. It’s not that I didn’t have respect before, but I suddenly GET it a little more. Chronic pain is defined as pain lasting more than 12 weeks. I’m less than 3 weeks in and miserable. I got out of […]
Swimming with Pigs Coco Cay Bahamas
I just took a three day Bahamas cruise with two friends. I looked at the excursions a few days before we left. Swimming with pigs. “Allison is going to want to do that,” I thought. I picked up my friends Allison and Sarah from the airport Friday morning and we headed to Port Canaveral. Easy […]
2019 Highlights So Far
February is almost over. We have almost finished two full months of 2019. That was quick, right? So I thought I’d take a few minutes to share some of my 2019 highlights so far. I think documenting the good is important! Gives us something nice to reflect on when we aren’t feeling as cheerful. (Posts […]
A Vitamin B12 Shot Made Me Feel Like Jessica Jones
This post about receiving a B12 shot was originally posted in January 2016. I got healthier mostly by eating NSNG. Now….three years later, I’m in a similar health predicament again after a really rough year. My blood sugar is high and iron, B, D and magnesium low. In fact, I just got a B12 shot […]
Bonus Womanizer Sex Toy Giveaway
Update: THERE’S A NEW WOMANIZER MODEL IN TOWN THAT ALSO HAS INTERNAL STIMULATION. Let me know if you try it! I haven’t yet. Surprise! It’s a bonus giveaway day! This is the grand prize! A Womanizer sex toy from LoveHoney! Why you need a Womanizer I’m not going to go into all the details […]
Birthday Giveaway Day 7: Free Tshirt
It’s my birthday!!!! Happy birthday to me! It’s day 7 of my birthday week giveaways. Find out how to enter to win a free tshirt! I’m so in love with this word of the year tshirt! My friend Michelle designed it. Check out her Etsy shop Cup of Tee. She makes all kinds of amazing […]
