Update: THERE’S A NEW WOMANIZER MODEL IN TOWN THAT ALSO HAS INTERNAL STIMULATION. Let me know if you try it! I haven’t yet.
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In fact, this is so outside of my former comfort zone I didn’t even know how to spell “masturbation” until recently. I just learned the correct way to spell it six months ago. I thought it was masturbation.
We had a substitute teacher in middle school who was named Mr. Bates. He’d spell it out on the board. “Mister Bates.” Someone would always change the “i” in mister to an “a” so it said MASTER BATES in big chalk letters. He had to have known it would happen. I felt sad for him back then, but now I think he was totally in on the joke.
Anyway, that’s why I’ve spent my whole adult live spelling self love as “masturbates.” A friend pointed out to me over the summer that I was the one who was wrong, not my phone’s autocorrect.
Knowledge is power.
And so is being comfortable with your own body and sexuality.
Leaving a marriage that was unfulfilling (in AAAALLLLLLthe ways) has freed me to explore parts of myself I’d forgotten existed (emotionally, and yes, physically, too.) And let me tell you, it has been FUN.
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