LADIES! Listen up.
- If you are going to judge me for talking about sex toys, please stop reading this and go look at one of my Instant Pot or green smoothie recipes instead. Beloved straight dude friends, go away. Go read my love letter to a hot dog.
- Still there? Pause whatever you’re doing and buy yourself a Womanizer
right now.
No, not a creepy man. I’m not talking about that kind of womanizer – those are usually available for free (and still a bad investment). I’m also not talking about a Britney Spears
I’m talking about the very best sex toy for women. The Womanizer 
Womanizer review
It’s a bit hard to describe. It’s not a vibrator. It doesn’t vibrate at all actually.
It has this little cup you put over your clitoris, but there’s no direct clit contact. When you turn it on (by holding down the fancy crystal button), air starts circulating. You adjust the intensity to your liking and BAM.
WOW.
Here’s the Amazon description of the amazing Womanizer W500
- Pleasure air touchless stimulation with 8 adjustable levels of intensity
- Produces fast often multiple orgasms on demand
- 2 year manufacturers warranty
- Overstimulation and discomfort are a thing of the past
- Enjoy effortless orgasms while improving intimate health and overall wellbeing
I haven’t needed to test out the warranty, but I can say AMEN to everything else.
Here are my favorite features:
- Small and fits comfortably in your hand.
- Comes with two sizes of clit cups. (I like them both. They offer up different levels of sensation.)
- Many different levels of intensity to find what works for you. Level 1 is usually plenty for me, but I often play a bit with the levels, going up a few and then back down.
- It is easy to change levels and turn on/off while in use.
- Quiet!
- Easy to clean and care for.
- Comes with a little storage bag.
- Rechargeable.
- Charge lasts a LONG time.
- Fast, strong and long orgasms. Again and again. Do you really need to know anything else?
Seriously, ya’ll. Get yourself a Womanizer
You can use this repeatedly and for long lengths of time without getting the numbness that comes with most vibrators. Have an amazing orgasm. Then have another. And another.
I’m talking minutes. Under five. I timed the action a couple times. Three minutes. Four minutes. People in the Amazon reviews have said they have orgasms in two minutes or less.
And these orgasms are INTENSE and LONG.
Because there’s no numbness or fatigue, you can keep right on going if you want!
I have the Womanizer W500
Do me a favor and share this with your friends please! It’s scary and uncomfortable to talk about sex toys and masturbation, so I’d love it if you helped me bring others into the conversation.
This isn’t a sponsored post. I just really love this product. There are affiliate links, so if you buy through them I make a bit of money.
I can confirm that the womanizer is out of this world! The orgasms are so intense and long! I will definitely replace my womanizer even when it breaks.