• Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar

Rambling Rach

  • Home
  • About
  • Food and Recipes
  • Lifestyle
  • Reviews
  • Journals, workbooks & more for living your best life!
  • A Few of My Favorite Things

Sending Nudes in Your Forties: the Spite Boob

March 6, 2022 By Rambling Rach Leave a Comment

This blog contains affiliate links, which means we may earn a small commission from your purchases.

If you're new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!


Let’s talk about sending nudes in your forties.

Once upon a time I sent a man a photo of my boob. Just one boob. No nipple.

The light through my Tybee Island bedroom window was perfection. It was like a glowing angel boob. That photo gave me great joy. It still does.

What didn’t give me joy was when the man didn’t respond in appreciation and awe.

Sending nudes without response

(It’s important to note this wasn’t an unsolicited photo. Nor the first time we’d exchanged photos of this nature.)

I sent the glorious angel boob photo and he didn’t comment at all.

So I kept sending it. For months. Randomly.

And he continued ignoring it.

I eventually got bored and stopped sending it.

Nudes after 40

I was married from 21 to 40. Because of this, I entered my forties with basically no dating experience. And I’d certainly never done anything like exchange naked photos.

And then I reconnected with an old friend and photos were exchanged.

I liked doing something that had previously felt so naughty and so very far outside my comfort zone. It was fun.

Until he didn’t respond to my angel boob in awe and wonderment.

Or at all.

Spite boob

I brought it up recently, thinking he didn’t realize I sent it out of spite all those times.

“Remember the time I sent you an amazing photo of my boob and you didn’t compliment it? You probably didn’t realize this, but I sent you that photo out of spite for months. It was spite boob.”

He said, “I knew what you were doing.”

So here are two big life lessons:

1. Being petty probably doesn’t impact the other person. I was only wasting my own energy. He didn’t care.

2. Don’t continue sending boob pics to people who don’t appreciate them. (Substitute “boob pics” with anything else you are serving up without appreciation.)

Snapchat just alerted me I took that photo two years ago today. So Happy Spite Boob day to all of you!

Tips for sending nudes in your forties

  1. First off, only send nudes if you want to. Don’t do it just because someone wants you to send them. Do it for you.
  2. We talk a lot about unsolicitated dick pics, but sexual content should be wanted by the recipient no matter who is sending it.
  3. You define your own version of nude. Maybe it’s just a shot of your thigh or a bit of bootie in the mirror. You don’t have to go all in.
  4. Get something sexy to wear if you need a little confidence boost. Shein has great options for so super cheap.
  5. Skip your face. You really don’t know who will stumble across this content, even if you 100% trust the recipient. Bonus: you don’t have to worry about what facial expression you should make.
  6. It’s all in the angle. Try different angles until you get a shot you like.
  7. Put your camera on video mode. Try a bunch of different poses and angles. Play back the video. Pause on what you like and screenshot it.
  8. You don’t have to send them to anyone. You can take sexy photos of yourself FOR yourself!
  9. If you send someone a spicy photo and don’t get the response you want, don’t bless them with your images again. No spite boob for you!
Sending nudes in your forties

Also check out:

  • My journals
  • About me
  • My favorite things
  • Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on StumbleUpon (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)
  • Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)
  • Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)

Related

Filed Under: Lifestyle Tagged With: dating, relationships, sexuality

Previous Post: « Kanye and Kim: This Is Abuse, Not Entertainment
Next Post: NSNG Grocery List: Getting started with no sugar no grain »

Reader Interactions

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Recipe Rating




This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Primary Sidebar

Welcome!

Are you (or have you ever been) a self described hot mess? Welcome! This is your place. You’re with your people. If you appreciate honesty, unfiltered realness and looking for the humor even in dark times, you’ll be quite comfortable here! Rambling Rach is a lifestyle blog devoted to healing and finding life beyond marriage and motherhood. Read More…

Connect

Recent Comments

  • Rambling Rach on Don Cesar Hotel Review: Reasons to stay Solo
  • Diana on Don Cesar Hotel Review: Reasons to stay Solo
  • Anonymous on What to Do When You Hate Football And Everyone Else Watches

Copyright © 2023 All Rights Reserved · Shrinking Momster Disclosure and Privacy

 

Loading Comments...